I accepted a new job today. It pays well enough so that Nie can quit their shitty job and find something less horrifying, AND it pays weekly. It’s an amazing company with a tight-knit helpdesk of four people, and it’s going to be working with one of my favourite coworkers EVER. My job interview was 90 minutes long because we spent too much time making parallels between A Link to the Past and A Link Between Worlds, trading pictures of pets, Wreck it Ralph cosplay, and trying to decide what 5 movies we would take with us if we were stuck on a desert island.
I just realised you can’t spell “Do you wanna build a snowman?” without Anna no
This just in, my folks are so broke they went out and bought the SANDWICH SHOP MY SISTER WORKS AT
Happy Zitday! (And also birthday. <3 )
It’s like a party hat for between my lips and nose!
I got a zit for my birthday, its like my body has a built in calendar
Con? Zit for each day at the con.
Dentist/haircut/brows? Zit near mouth, hairline, between eyebrows.
Nie is home from getting their wisdom teeth out and high as fuuuuuck! They’re singing an all-Woodman rendition of Due Vendetta, just like Panther once accidentally did at the last Proto show I went to.
We got an angry caller on the call we were listening in on, and in the chat I posted that it sucks she was being nasty just because the rep’s hands were tied. One of the girls in the class was like “ooh I’d be so much nastier” and then we got into it from there. Got into a fight over whether it was okay to be abusive to strangers on the phone because you can’t get what you want.
IT IS NEVER OKAY TO BE NASTY TO PEOPLE JUST CAUSE YOU’RE NOT GETTING WHAT YOU WANT
HOW FUCKING HARD IS THAT TO UNDERSTAND KEONNA
i want to write a post about how we accidentally laughed and almost pointed at a guy shaped like one of those decorative halloween gourds or an anthropomorphic hersey kiss but with arms and legs and he looked like he was trapped INSIDE the fence of our apartment complex but i can’t figure out how to write it in a way that won’t get us crucified for laughing at the distractingly obese
Just told Nie I don’t think they’re too gay to live to comfort them
(I was lying)
I’m working on a commission at Starbucks and I’m terrified someone’s going to ask me what I’m doing
and I’m going to have to tell them
I’m colouring interracial gay robots enjoying a tender embrace
Born this way
I ZOOMED OUT FOR A SECOND AND IT WAS ON THEIR BIG GAY FACES
AND A GRANDMA WAS BEHIND ME